I'm not even sure if anyone is following this blog anymore... I had sort of left it hanging for a while, and just signed on to see there was a whole bunch of comments that needed to be published. My apologies!!!
The 2011 World Cup is on right now, and I'm watching Sri Lanka play Pakistan in Colombo. I watched SL play Canada the other day as well, and guess what --- RANJIT FERNANDO IS NOWHERE TO BE HEARD/SEEN!!! Could it possibly be better news than winning the world cup itself? :)
I don't know all the details behind is absence, and quite frankly it's irrelevant as long as he's off the air. However, I would like to think that this blog and its popularity had some effect on this wonderful outcome for cricket lovers across the world.
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Ranjit Fernando Not Out
What next for RFS? Apparently not a life of cricketing entertainment sans Ranjit Fernando. The buzz is bugger's back croaking away again. Let's just hope that it was a pre-existing contract. Chances are, those contracts might cover a couple of other events as well.
We tried calling different people and sending emails to folks who are involved in this. I hope you did your share too. If not, it's never too late -- please do so at least now. Details are posted again towards the end of this post.
Other options include climbing to a scoreboard and threatening to jump unless this guy is taken off air. Of course, hunger strikes are also a viable option as long as someone volunteers to sneak in a "Chinese takeaway" every night. Seriously speaking, inundating the SLC phone lines with complaints about Ranjit Fernando would probably be the easiest, most effective way.
Bored at office? Make a call. :)
If you want to record it and share with us, that'd be great.
Other suggestions are always welcome.
Fax : +94-(0)-11-269-7405
Email
Sri Lanka Cricket (Media Unit)
Tel : +94-(0)-11-268-1601 (up to 4)
Email
Dilmah Tea
Email
ESPN-Star (HQ)
Tel : +65-6488.6500
Fax : +65-6488-6308
Email
ESPN-Star Sports Corporation
Tel : + 852-2621-8199
Fax : + 852-2621-9668
Ten Sports - Sri Lanka
Tel : +94-(0)-11-244-6622 (Room 672)
Fax : +94-(0)-11-493-5499
Email : jude@tajtv.com
We tried calling different people and sending emails to folks who are involved in this. I hope you did your share too. If not, it's never too late -- please do so at least now. Details are posted again towards the end of this post.
Other options include climbing to a scoreboard and threatening to jump unless this guy is taken off air. Of course, hunger strikes are also a viable option as long as someone volunteers to sneak in a "Chinese takeaway" every night. Seriously speaking, inundating the SLC phone lines with complaints about Ranjit Fernando would probably be the easiest, most effective way.
Bored at office? Make a call. :)
If you want to record it and share with us, that'd be great.
Other suggestions are always welcome.
Please contact the administrators using the information below
Sri Lanka Cricket
Tel : +94-(0)-11-268-1601 (up to 4)
+94-(0)-11-267-9568
+94-(0)-11-267-9570
Fax : +94-(0)-11-269-7405
+94-(0)-11-267-9570
Sri Lanka Cricket (Media Unit)
Tel : +94-(0)-11-268-1601 (up to 4)
+94-(0)-11-471-8734
Fax : +94-(0)-11-471-8736
Fax : +94-(0)-11-471-8736
Dilmah Tea
Fax : +94-(0)-11-293-3070
ESPN-Star (HQ)
Tel : +65-6488.6500
Fax : +65-6488-6308
ESPN-Star Sports Corporation
Tel : + 852-2621-8199
Fax : + 852-2621-9668
Email
Ten Sports - Sri Lanka
Tel : +94-(0)-11-244-6622 (Room 672)
Fax : +94-(0)-11-493-5499
Email : jude@tajtv.com
Monday, May 7, 2007
Poll Closes, and What Next for Ranjit Fernando Sucks?
With the buzz surrounding the WC declining I think the time is appropriate to end the "dedicated to Ranjit Fernando" part of this blog. I believe this blog has served its purpose in highlighting the shameful cricket commentaries of Ranjit Fernando, and now it is left to the powers that be to make a decision.
The support received for this blog and its popularity took the cause to the international media, with even agency reports issuing stories. Some of the media that mentioned RFS (or the cause) includes Lanka Business Online, LankaNewsPapers, Daily News, India Time, The Hindu, Cricinfo, and Deccan Herald to name a few.
The poll conducted to vote for a possible replacement for Ranjit Fernando saw a clear winner in Roshan Abeysinghe, with a distant tie for second place by Skandakumar and Premasara Apasinghe. Honorable mentions are Eric Goudar, Rohan Wijeratne, Saliya Ahangama and Shanaka Amarasinghe (late entry, not featured in the poll). I do apologize for not getting the name of Premasara Apasinghe's name wrong in the poll. Although it was pointed out later on, I could not correct it without resetting the entire poll.
What next for RanjitFernandoSucks?
I am playing around with the idea of renaming the blog as RFS and carrying things forward highlighting cricketing affairs. I'm sure, with Gilchrist's squash-ball and Sri Lanka's permanent interim committees and all that there'll be plenty of things for me to opine, if anyone gives a hoot anyways. The name RFS is retained to preserve the memory and purpose of this blog, and as a reminder of what this blog stands against -- crappy cricket, on and off the field.
With that, cheers to everyone who supported RanjitFernandoSucks.
Good night, and good luck.
~RFS Admin
The support received for this blog and its popularity took the cause to the international media, with even agency reports issuing stories. Some of the media that mentioned RFS (or the cause) includes Lanka Business Online, LankaNewsPapers, Daily News, India Time, The Hindu, Cricinfo, and Deccan Herald to name a few.
The poll conducted to vote for a possible replacement for Ranjit Fernando saw a clear winner in Roshan Abeysinghe, with a distant tie for second place by Skandakumar and Premasara Apasinghe. Honorable mentions are Eric Goudar, Rohan Wijeratne, Saliya Ahangama and Shanaka Amarasinghe (late entry, not featured in the poll). I do apologize for not getting the name of Premasara Apasinghe's name wrong in the poll. Although it was pointed out later on, I could not correct it without resetting the entire poll.
What next for RanjitFernandoSucks?
I am playing around with the idea of renaming the blog as RFS and carrying things forward highlighting cricketing affairs. I'm sure, with Gilchrist's squash-ball and Sri Lanka's permanent interim committees and all that there'll be plenty of things for me to opine, if anyone gives a hoot anyways. The name RFS is retained to preserve the memory and purpose of this blog, and as a reminder of what this blog stands against -- crappy cricket, on and off the field.
With that, cheers to everyone who supported RanjitFernandoSucks.
Good night, and good luck.
~RFS Admin
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Gilchrist & Squash Balls: Is it Cheating?
It has been revealed that Adam Gilchrist had a squash ball in his bottom hand to improve his grip. I wonder whether anyone would consider this to be cheating? Isn't it using an unauthorized object/device to aid in his grip?
Batting gloves are made to a specific standard. Bowlers, for example, are not allowed to have tape on their fingers (even if they are injured) since it would help them grip the ball. In an age where issues such as ball-tampering are big issues, I certainly think this needs some investigation. Using such aids during practice is one, but in an official match -- is another matter.
I know this topic is tangential to the purpose of this blog, and some might say I'm crazy for suggesting it's illegal. But, any thoughts?
Supporting news reports:
CNN , Yahoo
Batting gloves are made to a specific standard. Bowlers, for example, are not allowed to have tape on their fingers (even if they are injured) since it would help them grip the ball. In an age where issues such as ball-tampering are big issues, I certainly think this needs some investigation. Using such aids during practice is one, but in an official match -- is another matter.
I know this topic is tangential to the purpose of this blog, and some might say I'm crazy for suggesting it's illegal. But, any thoughts?
Supporting news reports:
CNN , Yahoo
Ranjit Blunders During the WC Final
Ranjit was under the impression that the 1996 World Cup final was affected by rain, and decided based on D/L. How he fails to remember such a memorable final, until the other guy corrects him, I don't know.
Another thing pointed out by SG:
"In the Final yesterday, Australia were cruising along and it was the end of the 33rd over. Aussies were 237 at that stage and were in full flourish with 5 overs remaining. Enter Ranjit Fernando; he says Australia will look for something around 260 !?!?!? Even singles would have gotten them more than that. Does this guy really have any cricketing sense at all?"
Another thing pointed out by SG:
"In the Final yesterday, Australia were cruising along and it was the end of the 33rd over. Aussies were 237 at that stage and were in full flourish with 5 overs remaining. Enter Ranjit Fernando; he says Australia will look for something around 260 !?!?!? Even singles would have gotten them more than that. Does this guy really have any cricketing sense at all?"
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Tired of Ranjit Fernando?
Take some action... let the direct stakeholders of cricket know how you feel.
[PDF version of the same information as below]
Sri Lanka Cricket
[PDF version of the same information as below]
Sri Lanka Cricket
- Tel : +94-(0)-11-268-1601 (up to 4) , +94-(0)-11-267-9568 , +94-(0)-11-267-9570
- Fax : +94-(0)-11-269-7405 , +94-(0)-11-267-9570
- Email : info@srilankacricket.lk , marketing@srilankacricket.lk
Sri Lanka Cricket (Media Unit)
- Tel : +94-(0)-11-268-1601 (up to 4) , +94-(0)-11-471-8734
- Fax : +94-(0)-11-471-8736
- Email : media@srilankacricket.lk
Dilmah Tea
- Email : info@dilmahtea.com , marketing@dilmahtea.com
- Fax : +94-(0)-11-293-3070
ESPN-Star (HQ)
- Tel : +65-6488.6500
- Fax : +65-6488-6308
- Email : adsales@espnstar.com
ESPN-Star Sports Corporation
- Tel : + 852-2621-8199
- Fax : + 852-2621-9668
- Email : adsales@espnstar.com
Ten Sports - Sri Lanka
- Tel : +94-(0)-11-244-6622 (Room 672)
- Fax : +94-(0)-11-493-5499
- Email : jude@tajtv.com
Sunday, April 22, 2007
What Next?
Ok folks, pretty soon the World Cup will conclude, and along with it any ill-feelings towards the commentaries of Ranjit Fernando will also subside at least until the next series comes along. While this blog seems to have served its purpose of venting frustration quite well, the long-term goal of almost everyone who cared to share his/her thoughts was to get Ranjit Fernando off the box.
Towards that end, I believe the only way for the average cricket fan to get involved is to complain to as many stakeholders of Sri Lankan cricket as possible. This would naturally involve, Sri Lana Cricket, Dilmah, & the media production companies. While the ultimate decision of hiring a commentator would be with the production company other stakeholders (i.e. SLC, Dilmah) would no doubt have significant influence on how these things eventually pan out.
That said, I hope you would take a few minutes to write to at least one stakeholder about Ranjit Fernando. A link to a document containing telephone, fax & email addresses can be found at the end of this article.
As complaints in the absence of suggestions are simply a nuisance please don't forget to mention at least a couple of our prospective alternates;
Link to document with contact details
Towards that end, I believe the only way for the average cricket fan to get involved is to complain to as many stakeholders of Sri Lankan cricket as possible. This would naturally involve, Sri Lana Cricket, Dilmah, & the media production companies. While the ultimate decision of hiring a commentator would be with the production company other stakeholders (i.e. SLC, Dilmah) would no doubt have significant influence on how these things eventually pan out.
That said, I hope you would take a few minutes to write to at least one stakeholder about Ranjit Fernando. A link to a document containing telephone, fax & email addresses can be found at the end of this article.
As complaints in the absence of suggestions are simply a nuisance please don't forget to mention at least a couple of our prospective alternates;
- Roshan Abeysinghe
- Skandakumar
- Premasara Apasinghe
- Saliya Ahangama
- Rohan Wijeratne
- Eric Goudar
- Shanaka Amarasinghe
Link to document with contact details
Once Upon a Time (a Man Called Ranjit)
As written by a keen observer of Ranjit Fernando put it with a humorous touch...
Once upon a time there lived a man called Ranjit Fernando in sunny Sri Lanka, a land of milk and honey often referred to as Paradise, previously known to the Colonial British rulers as Ceylon.
This man was “no mug with the ball or bat”, having kept wickets and opening the batting for St. Benedict’s College in Kotahena. It was “never going to be an easy proposition” selecting him to play for the national team since ijn comparison to the rest of the contenders at that time his cricketing ability was “nothing to write home about”.
However, the man was “gathering impetus” in the local cricket scene playing and excelling in club cricket during the P Sara Trophy season every year. Finally, he came out with a surge, “Breaking the shackles”, and ended up as a commentator for World Cup and ICC Cricket matches across the globe. A great achievement for Sri Lanka, no doubt, but not a very pretty predicament to all the millions of TV listeners across the planet.
Although one could easily claim that his style of patter was a “trifle short” of what was needed to be able to deliver the state of the game across the airwaves, he still kept on “fluttering away” under the tragic assumption that he was still an “experienced campaigner” who was willing to exercise a “valiant effort” in carrying out his tasks effectively.
While we are all aware that he is trying his best to “maintain his composure” in order to be able to “marshall his troops” it is sad to note that he always ends up as a terrible “tormentor” to the ears of the peasant public who make every attempt to try and get a glimpse of the game and find out what’s really going on in the middle.
It may be said that he is not one of those whose “pitch has good carry” he surely does put us common people into some very hot “pressure cooker situations” most of the time.
I guess one can say that he is a “sort of” a cool character in his own way and his lovely wife seems to think that he should spend more time in the garden where he is supposed to be one of those who can really “sweep, and sweep well” too.Since he does wear spectacles it is not unusual for him to have misread a stunning bowled dismissal for a cracking boundary through point, no doubt. We cannot be unfair on ageing men no? After all the man must now be in his mid sixties, I believe?
So now that Ramani too has entered the fray of bashing the poor fellow lets hope that things wont get out of hand when he returns home to stay? We hope, at least, that he will not have to sleep on the couch downstairs? That would be cruel aney! Ehema kiyanna epa...paw ne?
We just want them to live happily ever after!
Once upon a time there lived a man called Ranjit Fernando in sunny Sri Lanka, a land of milk and honey often referred to as Paradise, previously known to the Colonial British rulers as Ceylon.
This man was “no mug with the ball or bat”, having kept wickets and opening the batting for St. Benedict’s College in Kotahena. It was “never going to be an easy proposition” selecting him to play for the national team since ijn comparison to the rest of the contenders at that time his cricketing ability was “nothing to write home about”.
However, the man was “gathering impetus” in the local cricket scene playing and excelling in club cricket during the P Sara Trophy season every year. Finally, he came out with a surge, “Breaking the shackles”, and ended up as a commentator for World Cup and ICC Cricket matches across the globe. A great achievement for Sri Lanka, no doubt, but not a very pretty predicament to all the millions of TV listeners across the planet.
Although one could easily claim that his style of patter was a “trifle short” of what was needed to be able to deliver the state of the game across the airwaves, he still kept on “fluttering away” under the tragic assumption that he was still an “experienced campaigner” who was willing to exercise a “valiant effort” in carrying out his tasks effectively.
While we are all aware that he is trying his best to “maintain his composure” in order to be able to “marshall his troops” it is sad to note that he always ends up as a terrible “tormentor” to the ears of the peasant public who make every attempt to try and get a glimpse of the game and find out what’s really going on in the middle.
It may be said that he is not one of those whose “pitch has good carry” he surely does put us common people into some very hot “pressure cooker situations” most of the time.
I guess one can say that he is a “sort of” a cool character in his own way and his lovely wife seems to think that he should spend more time in the garden where he is supposed to be one of those who can really “sweep, and sweep well” too.Since he does wear spectacles it is not unusual for him to have misread a stunning bowled dismissal for a cracking boundary through point, no doubt. We cannot be unfair on ageing men no? After all the man must now be in his mid sixties, I believe?
So now that Ramani too has entered the fray of bashing the poor fellow lets hope that things wont get out of hand when he returns home to stay? We hope, at least, that he will not have to sleep on the couch downstairs? That would be cruel aney! Ehema kiyanna epa...paw ne?
We just want them to live happily ever after!
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Ramani Writes to RFS
Email sent to RFS. Of course, don't believe that this is the real Ramani. Yet, it's funny.
Ok, guys listen up. This is Ramani Fernando, Ranjith's wife. I have been using funds from my private salon to bribe Ten Sports, ESPN and Star Sports to keep the old man employed and as far away from me aspossible. If you guys ruin this by making a big deal of the obvious, I will have to put up with bigmouth at home. You know even at home he just keeps blabbering the obvious agreeing to every Tom, Dick and Sarath. And if unsupervised for a moment he manages to ruin business by suggesting to ourfriends "One might expect a haircut if one visits my wife's salon" - even scared the hell out of old Malinga who bolted to Panadura and found a new hair-dresser!
So lets keep this under wraps and not make too much noise, ok?
Ok, guys listen up. This is Ramani Fernando, Ranjith's wife. I have been using funds from my private salon to bribe Ten Sports, ESPN and Star Sports to keep the old man employed and as far away from me aspossible. If you guys ruin this by making a big deal of the obvious, I will have to put up with bigmouth at home. You know even at home he just keeps blabbering the obvious agreeing to every Tom, Dick and Sarath. And if unsupervised for a moment he manages to ruin business by suggesting to ourfriends "One might expect a haircut if one visits my wife's salon" - even scared the hell out of old Malinga who bolted to Panadura and found a new hair-dresser!
So lets keep this under wraps and not make too much noise, ok?
RFS Next Step
I started this blog soon after Ranjit Fernando's rampage during the last over of the SL v ENG match. The amount of feedback and emails I have received since then have only proven that I'm not an anomaly in the cricketing audience that the ICC, ESPN-Star, WSG Nimbus, etc etc pay millions of dollars to try and reach.
A few also raised the issue of the 'so what' factor about this blog. I have a few ideas in mind at this time and expect to publish it during early next week. Suffice to say for now that it involves a few calls, faxes and emails from the visitors to this blog. Willing to take part? Please leave a comment saying so -- it should give a good feel as to how strong a message we can get across.
So that's a preview of what's to come in the near future... stay tuned.
Thanks,
RFS Admin
A few also raised the issue of the 'so what' factor about this blog. I have a few ideas in mind at this time and expect to publish it during early next week. Suffice to say for now that it involves a few calls, faxes and emails from the visitors to this blog. Willing to take part? Please leave a comment saying so -- it should give a good feel as to how strong a message we can get across.
So that's a preview of what's to come in the near future... stay tuned.
Thanks,
RFS Admin
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Arjuna Doing a Ranjit Fernando?
I've received a few emails about Arjuna doing a Ranjit Fernando on Sony (I believe) agreeing with Ian Chappel about investigating SLC for the team selections for the match against Aus.
Although this is off the topic of this blog, I'll just leave this post if anyone wishes to add any comments. My take on Arjuna is that he's lost his way mixing cricket & politics. I believe he's just bitter that he's not involved in the administration of the game in spite of "his" government being in power. Good captain who took SLC to great heights no doubt -- and I extend all my gratitude and respect for that. But time's are different now: the team is professional, equal players with even Marvan Atapattu / Vass / Murali taking turns carrying drinks to the field.
Although this is off the topic of this blog, I'll just leave this post if anyone wishes to add any comments. My take on Arjuna is that he's lost his way mixing cricket & politics. I believe he's just bitter that he's not involved in the administration of the game in spite of "his" government being in power. Good captain who took SLC to great heights no doubt -- and I extend all my gratitude and respect for that. But time's are different now: the team is professional, equal players with even Marvan Atapattu / Vass / Murali taking turns carrying drinks to the field.
Monday, April 16, 2007
Fan Mail: An Open Letter to Ranjit Fernando
Folks, I reproduce here an email I received. Appreciate the mail, RL.
I cannot agree more with some of the comments made by so many people. I firmly believe that Ranjit Fernando has been offered Permanent Residency Status by the Aussies & the English cos his comments are so anti Sri Lankan specially when our boys are at play. he is not only the worst commentator that is in the business, he is so supportive towards the Opposition. but did you Guys notice something very Unique. he is very supportive towards the other side when they are of the so called "Master Race" ( when the opposition is White) when we play Bangladesh he is not so Bad. so it ts clear that he is either dreaming of getting the Citizenship of one these white playing nations or he's already bagged the PR status.
One might get the feeling that Ranjit is either British or Ausssie by birth. One might also think that all Sri Lankan's are of the same Mould as RF....or perhaps One could observe that Ranjit has no Cricketing Sense as he keeps repeating the words of his fellow commentator each time he is close to the Microphone......or wait....this is the best one.....
ONE MIGHT FEEL ( ACTUALLY LET ME REPHRASE THAT ) MILLIONS OF SL VIEWERS might FEEL THAT RF SHOULD GO OFF ON AIR COS HE IS NOT ONLY AN EMBARASSMENT TO BE REPRESENTING OUR COUNTRY WHEN PEOPLE LIKE SANGAKKARA & MADUGALLE SHINES IN THE ICC CIRCUIT, HE CONTINUES TO DEVALUE OUR PLAYERS EFFORTS ( specially when they are upagainst white opposition ) AND PUT ON HIS CORNY ACCENT TO STATE THE BLEEDING OBVIOUS THAT MY 8 YEAR OLD SON CAN UNDERSTAND.
so in conclusion..........CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME LIKE I AM A 2 YEAR OLD......WHAT ON GOD'S EARTH OUR AUTHORITIES DOING BY SENDING A JACK ASS M.....F..... LIKE RANJIT TO EXPRESS HIS 2 CENTS WORTH TO MILLIONS OF VIEWERS WHO UNDERSTAND VERY WELL THE BASIC'S OF CRICKET.
RANJIT....IF YOU EVER GET TO READ THIS....i actually hate to criticize people because at the end of the day we are all Human and i probably have more weeknesses in me than anybody else. but you are a disgrace to SL. whether you doing this on purpose ( with a Ulterior Mortive - hoping to get a PR status or some shit like that ) is anybody's guess. but if you are not and this is as good as you can get....then please be a MAN enough to step down and let someone with above average Intelligence & a Good Cricketing sense ( and obviously someone with a Love for our Country ) take over. or else ONE MIGHT GET THE FEELING that enough is enough and some shit can happen to you..you know......like "Manual Strangulation while on Air" . one of your fellow commentators might even do the Honors.
GET A LIFE RANJIT...AND GET IT FAST.....COS YOU SUCK !!!!!!
I cannot agree more with some of the comments made by so many people. I firmly believe that Ranjit Fernando has been offered Permanent Residency Status by the Aussies & the English cos his comments are so anti Sri Lankan specially when our boys are at play. he is not only the worst commentator that is in the business, he is so supportive towards the Opposition. but did you Guys notice something very Unique. he is very supportive towards the other side when they are of the so called "Master Race" ( when the opposition is White) when we play Bangladesh he is not so Bad. so it ts clear that he is either dreaming of getting the Citizenship of one these white playing nations or he's already bagged the PR status.
One might get the feeling that Ranjit is either British or Ausssie by birth. One might also think that all Sri Lankan's are of the same Mould as RF....or perhaps One could observe that Ranjit has no Cricketing Sense as he keeps repeating the words of his fellow commentator each time he is close to the Microphone......or wait....this is the best one.....
ONE MIGHT FEEL ( ACTUALLY LET ME REPHRASE THAT ) MILLIONS OF SL VIEWERS might FEEL THAT RF SHOULD GO OFF ON AIR COS HE IS NOT ONLY AN EMBARASSMENT TO BE REPRESENTING OUR COUNTRY WHEN PEOPLE LIKE SANGAKKARA & MADUGALLE SHINES IN THE ICC CIRCUIT, HE CONTINUES TO DEVALUE OUR PLAYERS EFFORTS ( specially when they are upagainst white opposition ) AND PUT ON HIS CORNY ACCENT TO STATE THE BLEEDING OBVIOUS THAT MY 8 YEAR OLD SON CAN UNDERSTAND.
so in conclusion..........CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME LIKE I AM A 2 YEAR OLD......WHAT ON GOD'S EARTH OUR AUTHORITIES DOING BY SENDING A JACK ASS M.....F..... LIKE RANJIT TO EXPRESS HIS 2 CENTS WORTH TO MILLIONS OF VIEWERS WHO UNDERSTAND VERY WELL THE BASIC'S OF CRICKET.
RANJIT....IF YOU EVER GET TO READ THIS....i actually hate to criticize people because at the end of the day we are all Human and i probably have more weeknesses in me than anybody else. but you are a disgrace to SL. whether you doing this on purpose ( with a Ulterior Mortive - hoping to get a PR status or some shit like that ) is anybody's guess. but if you are not and this is as good as you can get....then please be a MAN enough to step down and let someone with above average Intelligence & a Good Cricketing sense ( and obviously someone with a Love for our Country ) take over. or else ONE MIGHT GET THE FEELING that enough is enough and some shit can happen to you..you know......like "Manual Strangulation while on Air" . one of your fellow commentators might even do the Honors.
GET A LIFE RANJIT...AND GET IT FAST.....COS YOU SUCK !!!!!!
Ranjit Fernando Favorites (updated)
Some favorite phrases by our favorite commentator, updated to include some feedback. If you have any more, please post as a comment or email...
- Breaking the shackles
- Trifle short
- No mug with the ball / bat
- Never going to be an easy proposition
- Sweeps, and sweeps well
- Fluttering away
- Experienced campaigner
- Tormentor
- Marshalled his troops
- Nothing to write home about
- Maintaining his composure
- Valiant effort
- Pitch has good carry
- This is a pressure-cooker situation
Girls in the Cricket Team?
Why is it that Ranjit Fernando keeps referring to some of the guys in the female version of their names?
Dilhara pronounced as Dil-ha-raa
Tharanga pronounced as Tha-run-gaa
Dilhara pronounced as Dil-ha-raa
Tharanga pronounced as Tha-run-gaa
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Ranjit Fernando on Lasith Malinga
I got this from off from another forum... This one is a beauty though, one must agree.
Here he is... talking about Malinga
Fernando:
Yes one must understand that Malinga has a unique action.
Fernando(After 3 sentences):
Yes one must understand that Malinga has a unique action.
Fernando(After another 3 sentences):
Yes one must understand that Malinga has a peculiar action.
Fernando(After another 3 sentences):
Yes one must understand that Malinga has a intriguing action.
source
Here he is... talking about Malinga
Fernando:
Yes one must understand that Malinga has a unique action.
Fernando(After 3 sentences):
Yes one must understand that Malinga has a unique action.
Fernando(After another 3 sentences):
Yes one must understand that Malinga has a peculiar action.
Fernando(After another 3 sentences):
Yes one must understand that Malinga has a intriguing action.
source
Sri Lankan "brand" of Cricket -- New Buzzword??
Is "brand" the new buzzword to hit the cricketing media? Lately, I've been reading quite a bit of the Sri Lankan "brand" of cricketing. The first I heard/read it was from Kumar Sangakkara (I think).
Getting back to topic... my question is what our friend Ranjit Fernando has to do in this branding of our cricket. Anyone want to create a brand map?
As I eagerly anticipate the SL / Aussie showdown, I wonder whether I'll be hearing a barrage of "this Sri Lankan brand of cricket" from the man in the idiot box. At any rate, I don't think the "youthful exuberance" in the Sri Lankan brand needs the mindless ramblings of an expert summarizer of obvious events.
Getting back to topic... my question is what our friend Ranjit Fernando has to do in this branding of our cricket. Anyone want to create a brand map?
As I eagerly anticipate the SL / Aussie showdown, I wonder whether I'll be hearing a barrage of "this Sri Lankan brand of cricket" from the man in the idiot box. At any rate, I don't think the "youthful exuberance" in the Sri Lankan brand needs the mindless ramblings of an expert summarizer of obvious events.
Friday, April 13, 2007
Turning the Face of the Ball
Did anyone catch how well Chamara Silva turned the face of the bowl to score four runs?
Although young in years, one can see that Chamara Silva is no mug with the bat, and is indeed batting like an experienced campaigner much to the delight of millions of Sri Lankan supporters around the world.
Although young in years, one can see that Chamara Silva is no mug with the bat, and is indeed batting like an experienced campaigner much to the delight of millions of Sri Lankan supporters around the world.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Value of Decimal Digits
Doesn't Ranjit Fernando know that there is no value in the ending zero when mentioning decimal numbers?
For example, Ranjit would express a run rate of 3.20 as "three point two naught." This is not a one-off incident, he's been doing this on a consistent basis.
For example, Ranjit would express a run rate of 3.20 as "three point two naught." This is not a one-off incident, he's been doing this on a consistent basis.
Ranjit Fernando Favorites
Some favorite phrases by our favorite commentator. If you have any more, please post as a comment or email...
- Breaking the shackles
- Trifle short
- No mug with the ball
- Never going to be an easy proposition
- Sweeps, and sweeps well
- Fluttering away
- Experienced campaigner
- Tormentor
- Marshalled his troops
ENG v SL - The Famous Final Over
The previous link is no longer working. The ICC, having done such a great effort in putting a great TV crew and security in place for the WC, has nothing better to do these days than hunting down videos.
But wait -- I thought they wanted to make cricket popular.... Interesting strategy.
New link for the final over is available HERE
Listen to "Bopara Fernando" (time stamp: 7.30)
But wait -- I thought they wanted to make cricket popular.... Interesting strategy.
New link for the final over is available HERE
Listen to "Bopara Fernando" (time stamp: 7.30)
Things to ponder:
- In a rare instance, he is the first to start yapping when runs are scored.
- He only says what happenned... went for four, 2 runs, Dilhara runs in, etc
- Does not say anything about tactics, field changes, what should Mahela & Co do, etc
- Says he'll take a tie. But the other guy wants the 3 runs for an English win.
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